"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."


50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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(Source: kaley)

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination