ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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Reblog if you are legitimately shocked by the number of followers you have.

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom)

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

"That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut loose. People need to understand that no one is playing with marked cards; sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Complete the circle. Not out of pride, inability or arrogance, but simply because whatever it is no longer fits in your life. Close the door, change the record, clean the house, get rid of the dust. Stop being who you were and become who you are."


Paulo Coehlo (via lonachu)

(Source: quote-book)

"How dare you
fall in love
with someone so human?
Frail and mortal,
skin and bones
are no match for the world.
A man
is no more than a man
no matter what love he created."


Michelle K., I Am So Sorry He Left.  (via lonachu)

"For something to be beautiful it doesn’t have to be pretty."


Rei Kawakubo (via jongkey)

(Source: likeafieldmouse)